Funeral Home | Unisex Tee
Funeral Home | Unisex Tee
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$27.99 USD
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Where the living meet the dead, the Funeral Home Tee stands as a relic of the Cult. Soft and lightweight with just enough stretch, it’s made for mourners, doom disciples, and those who walk comfortably among coffins.
This isn’t just another black tee — it’s a vestment for midnight rituals, graveyard gatherings, and daily devotion. A Halloween ’25 exclusive, buried once the season ends.
Details:
100% combed & ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
Side-seamed construction for shape retention
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
⚰️ Dress for the burial. Wear the Cult.
This isn’t just another black tee — it’s a vestment for midnight rituals, graveyard gatherings, and daily devotion. A Halloween ’25 exclusive, buried once the season ends.
Details:
100% combed & ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
Side-seamed construction for shape retention
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
⚰️ Dress for the burial. Wear the Cult.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
